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You might be in NH if...

You can throw your beer can out the window and not lose 5 cents. :D
 
If the post holed hiking trails in your town are smoother than the roads, you might be in New Hampshire.
 
You might be in New Hampshire if you have a bunch of quarters in your car - not for laundry, but for all of the tolls!
 
You live in HN if:

Sent to me by some locals:


If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in New Hampshire.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights a year because Mt. Washington is the coldest spot in the nation, and Plymouth gets more snow than any other major city in the US, you might live in New Hampshire.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through May, you might live in New Hampshire.

If you get 131 inches of snow in a week and you comment that 'winter's finally here', you might live near Laconia in New Hampshire.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you might live, bundled up, in New Hampshire.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in New Hampshire.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in New Hampshire.

If you have worn shorts and a parka on the same day, you might live in New Hampshire.

If you have had a lengthy phone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in New Hampshire.




YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE NEW HAMPSHIRER WHEN:

'Vacation' means going South past Manchester for the weekend.

You measure distance in hours.

You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

You often switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again.

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend/wife knows how to use them.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.

Down South to you means Concord.

Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new shed.

Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

You find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' and 55 is shorts weather.

You actually understand these jokes.
 
zman said:
Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
That reminds me of this one:

When your graduation at WMRHS was moved indoors on June 9 cause frost made the field too muddy.
 
Your school cafeteria is also the library and gymnasium.

You catch the bus at 630am so you can be at school by 8am.

You prefer the Whites over the Rockies.

Your use of the word "Notch" confuses out-of-staters.

Your French-Canadian wife makes the best meat pies.

Someone uses the word "secession" at town & school board meetings.

You have the best license plates in the US. Period.
 
...routinely carry large sheets of plastic, cardboard and duct tape in your car as a "drive home accessory" in winter.
 
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