sardog1
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The recent "lost hiker" thread has lost its own way among tales of puncture wounds. Not wanting to continue down that trail and contribute tto the hijacking, I offer here an opportunity to recount your favorite puncture wound stories. Why? 'Cuz it happens in the woods and folks should know the risks and how to respond. Me first, with an account not witnessed by your scribe but told to me by the principal:
A guy and some other guys are in northeastern MN on a canoe trip. Guy #1 is gathering firewood. Being a guy and being fixated on efficiency (read: averse to tedious sawing, etc.), he commences jumping up and down on a largish branch attached to a deadfall. Branch separates from deadfall with startling rapidity and its stub immediately avenges itself on his throat. No carotid puncture, but the difference probably couldn't be measured without a micrometer. Buddies get pressure on the wound, paddle him out in the canoe, get in the car and drive the 60 minutes to the hospital in something less than sixty minutes. Successful stitchery follows thereon.
Your turn. (And if it involves an ice axe and an abdomen on the Eastern Slope, ya better have the picture -- it's just boring to hear it repeated again without the visual aid.)
A guy and some other guys are in northeastern MN on a canoe trip. Guy #1 is gathering firewood. Being a guy and being fixated on efficiency (read: averse to tedious sawing, etc.), he commences jumping up and down on a largish branch attached to a deadfall. Branch separates from deadfall with startling rapidity and its stub immediately avenges itself on his throat. No carotid puncture, but the difference probably couldn't be measured without a micrometer. Buddies get pressure on the wound, paddle him out in the canoe, get in the car and drive the 60 minutes to the hospital in something less than sixty minutes. Successful stitchery follows thereon.
Your turn. (And if it involves an ice axe and an abdomen on the Eastern Slope, ya better have the picture -- it's just boring to hear it repeated again without the visual aid.)
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