I only use mine when I am in the produce section of Bread and Circus, gosh forbid I forget the papayas again...or
When I am walking down a crowded city sidewalk catching up on who's breaking up with who with my gal pals........or
While driving at excessive speeds on the Mass Pike, cell phone in one hand, Peets coffee in the other...people honk at me when I swerve in and out of traffic because I haven't a hand free to use my directionals--jeeez, how intolerant....or
At the theater--only for emergencies though, like when I want to order Sushi before the show is over so I don't have to wait in those gawd awful lines......or
From a funeral or wake ONLY if I have forgotten to program the VCR to tape my favorite show......or
When my tent zipper gets stuck and it's dark outside and I'll be damned if I'm going to spend the night outdoors on a mountain surrounded by wild animals..."Hello, Fish and Game? Ya, it's me again, Jade...you won't believe what happened to me this time"....or
To see if Cantdog has made it to my truck first so I can ask her to warm it up for me.....
I plainly see the benefits of cell phone use for AT thru hikers who can call ahead for food drops and such....luxury smuxury, it's a necessity!
Why all the whining?.....Ooops, I hate to be rude, but guess what's playing the theme song from Will and Grace?
...Jade