I was working at the cabin when this guy came by and wanted to talk. He was about 6 feet tall, late 40s early 50s, full head of hair with some grey streaks and a full beard. It turns out that he actually taught Clark's bears how to dance. He once saddled up a moose and rode him into town on Christmas Eve while dressed as Santa Claus. The Cog Railway stops at his house. He once closed the Mt Washington Weather Observatory, due to bad weather. When he climbed the 48, he did them all on Thursdays. He has been seen in the company of both Maggie Hassan and Kelly Ayotte. Beavers come to him for advice on building dams. The state of NH issued him a license plate with a motto that simply reads Live Free. He is the Most Interesting Man in New Hampshire. Stay hydrated my friends.