I fought the grouse and the grouse won!

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Buffalo

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On Saturday, I did a out and back to Mt. Cabot via the Unknown Pond Trail from the Mill Brook Road side. It's a not much used way to get there and the trail from the road to the Unknown tent site is fairly overgrown. Nice though, not too muddy, moderate grades all the way and not a single other person the whole way to the pond.
But all that changed about a mile up the trail when I was confronted by the most p'od grouse I have ever encountered. This guy was like the Black Knight from The Holy Grail - NONE SHALL PASS!
I saw him approaching the trail out of the corner of my eye and initially thought it might be a porcupine or raccoon, he was that big. He planted himself in the trail about 6 feet away from me, reared up his tail feathers, puffed up his chest and made the most awful chicken on acid squawking noise.
I thought it was funny at first but then realized this guy meant business. I backed off, but he kept coming. It was one of those moments where a bunch of things ran through my head. Are these things dangerous? Rabies? Claws? Can they peck me into submission? Will I be found by Fish and Game with 100 holes in my body? I didn't have time to figure much out because he actually charged, half in flight. Holy cow! I did the first thing that came to mind which was raise my poles and charge right back, hoping to scare him off. It seemed to work, kind of, as he ran a couple feet off trail and I was able to get past him.
But just as I was patting myself on the back for my alpha male grouse charge, I heard that awful squawk again, and turned to discover he was attacking again from behind. This time he was chest high, fully in flight and heading straight for my head! I barely had enough time to get my hiking poles up to protect my face. He ran straight into the poles, dropped to the ground and immediately began attacking my feet, peeking and scratching.
Well, needless to say, I did what anybody would do at that point. I ran! After he chased me for about 25 yards, he turned around and headed back and I was left panting and wheezing after be bested by a crazy grouse!
Looking back I must admit that of all the wildlife to watch out for, a insane grouse was pretty low on my list. I marked the spot in the trail so I knew to be careful on the way back, but he was nowhere to be seen.
I would have taken a picture but I'm pretty sure he would have grabbed my camera and hit me over the head with it.
I know grouse can be pretty fearless when protecting a nest or little ones, but I have never heard of anybody being outright attacked by one. Has anybody had an encounter like this?
I'll post some pictures of the rest of the hike later.
 
Sounds like a male spruce grouse defending the family territory. And believe it or not, this type of reports are not uncommon. Have never heard of one actually breaking skin, but they certainly know how to bluff! and you found out.

A few years ago there was one near one of the Twins, with lots of reports here. Some jarhead did the little guy in, unfortunately.

My own philosophy is - it's their backyard, and we're the guests. It's rude to kill your hosts.
 
Very funny, thanks for the laugh!!!! I was heading up Carter Moriah to Moriah a few weeks ago very early. I had run across several big fresh moose prints in the mud patches along with some smaller ones and plenty of moose scat. I was certain there was a moose and calf somewhere up ahead so I was being very vigilant. I'd stop and listen to every sound. I was certain these moose were going to be coming down the trail around the next corner. All of a sudden a spruce grouse took off from the side of the trail. I thought for sure it was a herd of moose coming through the woods. This one didn't attack, if he had I'd probably be dead cause I couldn't move. I've encountered spruce grouse and patridge many times but never in the heightened state of vigilance I was in and never been more than startled for a second. This one scared me half to death. Don't know what I'd do if one charged, but now that I know they might I guess I'll reread the thread on bear spray (only joking).
 
Hi Buffalo,

We were charged by a GWA (Grouse With Attitude) on our 2009 trip up Isolation (Rocky Branch Trail). It got us both ways, coming and going. Nasty little bugger! I wrote about it here and in my forthcoming book.

Really nice description of the encounter! I'm glad you were able to escape unharmed. They can be ornery little things! However, I echo Kevin Rooney's sentiment -- we're in their backyard, don't want to kill the host.
 
Funny story, thanks. I was telling the guys that of all the creatures I have encountered, including moose face to face and the hind quarter of a bear, nothing is more frightening than a grouse. Usually they sit in wait until I'm about 3 feet in front of them and they decide to take flight with a gawd-awful noise. Some day I'm gonna have a real heart-attack. I usually get the female who then feigns the injured bird syndrome- dragging one wing on the ground to lead me away from the nest.

Note to grouse - Don't you know it's illegal to put your nest within the trail right of way? I'm going to have to report you to the Animal Arbitration Board. :eek:
 
GWA. Love it. This should be in the Official Hiking Glossary right next to CCW (counter clockwise), GTF (Gore Tex fail), CSS (can't see squat), CCPS/MAWMPCTRS (cotton clad party on summit/might as well make preemptive call to rescue squad), etc.
 
Thanks everybody...

Kevin: You bet it's their backyard, no issues here. That's why I turned tail and ran instead of punting the little bugger like a field goal kick!

Unstrung - Oh, no question this guy was a badass. He was the Terminator of Poultry.

Kerry - Yeah, I've been startled into a coma by one of those things taking off nearby. Trust me the sound is even worse when it's coming for your eyeballs.

Trish - Yes, I remember reading that one, thanks for jogging my memory with your awesome story!
 
Had a similar experience on Allen last month...well, mine didn't charge, but like you I was ready with my treking poles as my first line of defense!
 
Must have been my whiny cousin. :rolleyes:

I've had a few experiences with some ticked off grouse over the years. In 2009, a very territorial ruffed grouse wouldn't let a group of 6 of us pass on Plymouth Mtn. It was prob a funny scene, watching all of us tiptoe by a bird smaller than my foot.

My experience at Shoal Pond was much worse...happened twice actually. I was with my dad and it chased us down the trail. Then I visited again 3 months later, and the thing actually jumped up around and flew at our faces, similar to your experience!

Right before he helicoptered at my face

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Howdy Grouseking! I considered calling my grouse adversary GrouseKing but thought of you and decided I didn't need two Grouse (Grouses?) mad at me. Nice pic!
Here's some shots of the hike, nothing too special but hard earned!

http://danandmeenakshi.phanfare.com/5204976
 
While hiking Mt Success a few years ago, I was able to get a male spruce grouse (dark, red eye patches) out of the trail by placing my hiking stick near him and he climbed on it, then he was gently deposited on a nearby branch, where he warily watched us depart..luckily we have never been attacked by a female spruce grouse (no eye patch somewhat darker than ruffed grouse) tho we have been led away from nests by both female species by the broken wing techinque...almost like having porcupine throwing its quills at us.....
 
Too funny! I've had a few angry grouse encounters, but no Black Knight grouses yet, thank goodness! :D

Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow *******! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! ;)
 
luckily we have never been attacked by a female spruce grouse (no eye patch somewhat darker than ruffed grouse) tho we have been led away from nests by both female species by the broken wing techinque...almost like having porcupine throwing its quills at us.....
I have been attacked by a female with chicks--they were crossing the trail when I happened along. She stayed on the ground and I was able to hold her at bay with my poles. I got past and we both headed on our respective ways.

Doug
 
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