Performance Enhancing Meat Snacks

[Chip]

This might be perfect for my next hike.

 

[Tim Seaver]

Acronyms R Us

Good thing they remembered to include "Enhancing" in their product title. I am sure "Bob" would approve with a grin.

"Hey, did you remember to pack the PMS bars?"

 

[J.Dub]

"We've secretly replaced Chip's regular 'Oh boy, oh boy, Oberto!" with new Perky Jerky.

Let's see if he notices the difference..."

 

[PETCH]

Enough said............

 

[Paradox]

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam........

 

[tb69wemt]

Just ordered some I will file a complete field report in a week or so

 

[HAMTERO]

Spam singles are excellent for when you get sick of sugar on a long hike. I keep one warming up in my pocket. "Crazy Tasty"

 

[Tom Rankin]

Whenever she can, Laurie makes venison jerky.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt!

 

[Guthook]

Aren't ALL meat snacks "performance enhancing?"

 

[Puck]

I pack a pound of home made cretons for my hikes.

 

[Chip]

I pack a pound of home made cretons for my hikes.

Cretons ?

Bring it on ! Could be perfect food, but what do you drink with it at Happy Hour ?

 

[Little Rickie]

This might be perfect for my next hike.

Why do they put caffeine in stuff and call it performace enhancing?

What happened to a cup of coffee or tea?

 

[DougPaul]

Why do they put caffeine in stuff and call it performace enhancing?

You gotta have a gimmick.

(Yawn.)

Doug

 

[Puck]

Cretons ?

Bring it on ! Could be perfect food, but what do you drink with it at Happy Hour ?

Labatts, Molson or CC.

I have to make it outside because my wife can't stand the smell.

 

[PETCH]

I pack a pound of home made cretons for my hikes.

I'm not sure what you are referring to, but as a kid growing up in Aroostook County (Southern Canada), there was a french nasty pork spread type stuff that my Dad used to put on toast. They called it Creton. It had a very destinctive smell.

Is this the stuff you are referring to?

Petch

 

[adkayaker]

this title has been blocked by my work firewall/filter for indecent language - a bunch of ???? appear instead

I'll have to check at home

 

[Puck]

I'm not sure what you are referring to, but as a kid growing up in Aroostook County (Southern Canada), there was a french nasty pork spread type stuff that my Dad used to put on toast. They called it Creton. It had a very destinctive smell.

Is this the stuff you are referring to?

Petch

Thats the stuff. I have seen it spelled four or five different ways.
Cretons is french for "love on a cracker"

 

[Chip]

this title has been blocked by my work firewall/filter for indecent language - a bunch of ???? appear instead

I'll have to check at home

Sorry about that, that aspect of the title did not cross my mind. It's: p e r f o r m a n c e_ e n h a n c i n g_ m e a t_ s n a c k s, which is the title from the article, about caffeine infused jerky.

Cretons remind me a bit of Livermush, which appears to be a homemade cross of liverwurst and head cheese. Plenty O' Fat and calories for hiking !

 

[Chip]

Cretons is french for "love on a cracker"

That phrase will probably be blocked for adkayaker, as well.

 

[J.Dub]

"love on a cracker"

Wasn't that an Aerosmith hit from back in the late 90's...?