Bushwhack
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Act One: In which our heroes, having found a gorgeous campsite, agree to get up early to give themselves enough time to get through their hefty itinerary the next day. Ominous sign- one person, before entering the tent, notices that their foot smells. He has clearly stepped in some hiker's exhaust. Assuming it happened on one of their rambles through the woods, he washes his foot and goes to bed.
Act Two: In which our heroes attempt to clean up camp early in the morning, only to find a scattered and smushed turd that has infiltrated their gear. Our heroes unleash a mighty torrent of expletives, but it has no effect on the be-turded amenities; they remain resolutely soiled. Some hiker thought it was a good idea to vacate their bowels in the middle of an established campsite without so much as a cat-hole.
Act Three: In which our heroes spend the morning checking and cleaning equipment. miscellaneous swearing. "Are there any more plastic bags?" is a common refrain. They leave camp far later than expected.
Act Four: Our heroes arrive at camp at 8:30 at night, tired, but alive. much was washed, but much will be washed again before the next trip.
I know that the saying is that the bathroom gets way closer to the tent during the night, but holy cow, this was callous. Has anybody else run into this sort of problem often? I've had it happen once on the long trail, and now once in NH.
Act Two: In which our heroes attempt to clean up camp early in the morning, only to find a scattered and smushed turd that has infiltrated their gear. Our heroes unleash a mighty torrent of expletives, but it has no effect on the be-turded amenities; they remain resolutely soiled. Some hiker thought it was a good idea to vacate their bowels in the middle of an established campsite without so much as a cat-hole.
Act Three: In which our heroes spend the morning checking and cleaning equipment. miscellaneous swearing. "Are there any more plastic bags?" is a common refrain. They leave camp far later than expected.
Act Four: Our heroes arrive at camp at 8:30 at night, tired, but alive. much was washed, but much will be washed again before the next trip.
I know that the saying is that the bathroom gets way closer to the tent during the night, but holy cow, this was callous. Has anybody else run into this sort of problem often? I've had it happen once on the long trail, and now once in NH.