Summit Sign Porter Service
I think I see a potential business venture in the making: Summit Sign Porter Service.
Overhead would be simple: have signs made up for the New England 451... each summit. Throw in an extra 100 or 200 signs for peaks not on the list. You sign up for the service sort of like Zipcar... you state the peak you're going to, time of day etc. And what happens, for a fee, a porter arrives at the trailhead before you (preferably on a bicycle -- Green Company) and hikes up to the peak that you're going to. Around 10 minutes before you arrive, the porter installs the sign in the ground (don't peg it on the tree!) and then scurries off into the woods so that when you get there you have the summit to yourself and a beautiful sign to go along with it. Possibly a variation on the service is that the porter could pretend to be another hiker arriving at the summit and offer to take a picture of you with the summit sign. Then, after you leave the porter carefully packs up the sign (LNT!) and hikes out.
This accomplishes a number of things:
1. No conflict with the rangers about summit signs here and there... the porter hikes the sign in and then hikes it out.
2. Job Creation - in a hurtin' economy what could be better?
3. Sign maintainability - the porter service will be in possession of all the signs and be able to provide efficient and timely repairs and cleaning to all signs and easy replacement for lost/damaged/stolen/excessively worn signs.
4. Reassurance - for the hiker that a summit sign (for a fee) will always be there when you want it. No more anxiety. No more worries that nobody will believe that you were actually there. No more wondering if you're actually on the correct summit or not.
Perhaps a premium level service could be in place for fancy (ie. Zealand) or even edible signs (trail magic!) Also, having a corporation run the service instead of the government would insure that peak names would be spelled corect and peak elevation would be posted accurately.
This has potential. Of course, this visionary idea could be viewed as sarcastic or silly (
and you'd be right ). But, nobody ever knows what the next big thing be or who will be the next Al Gore (invented the internet!!).
-Dr. Wu