Trail sign warnings

[skiguy]

Thought this was pretty good info for those of you traveling in Bear CountrySorry if this has already been posted.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/grizzly-bear-warning.jpg

 

[DSettahr]

Hahah that's awesome!

 

[Chip]

I need to get me one of those signs !

 

[David Metsky]

Every single time people joke about bears, this is the first joke that comes up.

 

[dr_wu002]

Every single time people joke about bears, this is the first joke that comes up.

I don't understand why bears eat bells and why people think that's funny?

-Dr. Wu

 

[WhiteMTHike]

I'll start smelling anything on the ground that might be bear sh*t. Gotta be safe.

 

[skiguy]

Every single time people joke about bears, this is the first joke that comes up.

Like I said Dave I'm sorry...you should probably Nuke this thread...maybe if we are lucky it will snow soon and cover up the bear duda and we won't have to worry about them cuz they will be all curled up!

 

[skiguy]

......And Wu that's the Bears I'm talking about not the duda!

 

[am&pm]

Bears Rule!!!

 

[J.Dub]

Bears Rule!!!

 

[jniehof]

Every single time people joke about bears, this is the first joke that comes up.

Cultural differences. In Ontario the first was always:
"Climb a tree to get away from a bear. If it climbs up after you and eats you, it's a black bear. If it rips the tree up by its roots, shakes it until you fall out, and eats you, it's a grizzly."

 

[Pete_Hickey]

And the..."I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun YOU."

 

[Chip]

This bear and this rabbit were talking.
The bear asked the rabbit, "Do you have trouble with scat sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit said, "No."
So the bear picked up the rabbit and used it to wipe his butt.

The only other bear joke I know is ruder than that, so I'll leave it to someone else to post, if they dare.

 

[Seeker]

Every single time people joke about bears, this is the first joke that comes up.

And you are usually the one telling it!

 

[DSettahr]

Find another one (this one might be photoshopped):