Well, I hate to do this, 'cuz it will reduce the working opportunities for my dog.
If you cannot remember (or decipher) any of the various mnemonics, and you don't have (or cannot decipher) an "automatic" declination adjustment on your compass, there's an easy way to avoid the whole issue. Any map that's useful for foot navigation should have a diagram of an angle representing the magnetic declination from true north.
Use that diagram and a long straightedge (e.g., a foot long ruler) to draw parallel lines that point to magnetic north. Now you can use those lines to orient your mapping compass (aka an orienteering compass, aka a "Silva-type" compass.) This is what's done on orienteering maps, as described above, to facilitate quick navigation and avoid errors under the stress of "cunning running." (Be sure you're using the angle between magnetic north and true north, not grid north and true north.)
If you're still using a lensatic compass, put it on the shelf where it can be stored safely until it's passed down to your heirs as an antique. Go out and buy the other type described above. Don't worry, your boot camp instructor will never know the difference.
If you're still using just a ball-type compass, your heirs might be getting your compass pretty quick. Or at least carry some dog treats for when we find you.
If you don't carry and use a compass at all, put the dog treats in an accessible outside pocket, along with your final wishes.