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Sure has a pertty mouth......

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I don't care if you think it is a shortcut!

Why do I alllwayyys draw the short straw.

From the background, "Don't worry it's sleeping and they don't wake up easy, trust me!"

Also for background, "This is how they discovered Howe Caverns you know, think of it we could be rich!
 
Biff, "I don't think you should be in there."

Cliff, "Don't worry you're being a big baby."

Biff, "You're making me nervious. Get out of there."

Biff, "Cliff!"

silence

Biff, "Cliff!?"

silence

Biff, "CLIFF!!!??"

low rumbly growl, a flash of heat and a little smoke rises out of the cave.

"BURP"
 
Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
[after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit]
Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?
 
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I just staring into an empty cave, and I bet I can get 100 people to give different versions of what I'm doing.
 
Hey ya got room for one more Republican in there?
 
I don't know Neil. If you post this as a funny caption thread someone's bound to resurrect it eventually.
 
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