Hard to come up with an appropriate title

[peakbagger]

https://apnews.com/article/alaska-woman-outhouse-bear-attack-61a23fa15190c00e17a07bc152f9dabb

 

[DayTrip]

Indeed. We have friends near Anchorage and this story was getting quite a bit of action on local Facebook accounts. I'll never look at outhouses the same way again.

 

[skiguy]

That Bear must have been hanging out with Gary Moody.

 

[peakbagger]

I think a lot of folks would chose the bear over http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/outhouse-aficionado-deep-doo-doo-again

 

[Grey J]

That outhouse was barely functional.

 

[HockeyPuck]

I'm glad she wasn't left behind...

 

[iAmKrzys]

What I find a bit amusing is that the articles says "about [...] 45.72 meters" - accuracy on par with modern surveying equipment. I guess that's what happens when kids ask Google to do all their math homework...

 

[Mac]

She bearly survived.

 

[ChrisB]

I'm afraid she'll be the butt of many unfortunate jokes. All in all a bum rap to deal with for the rest of her life.

Yet looking in the outhouse every time before you go is somewhat assburgers, if you ask me.

 

[Grey J]

A bear in the can is worth a cue in the tush.