Nude Hiking (Swimming) Bad Trip Story...
When I make my annual pilgrimage to Cumberland Island National Seashore we always go to Stafford Beach (a hike-in spot), which is considered a "nude beach," a "weed beach," and a "seaturtle observation beach," among other things; kinda strange, because it's pretty damn deserted. Anyway, there's a custom that everyone (myself included) always take a nude sunset swim. Well, two years ago I found myself in a pickle. I had played the loyal son and taken my 72 YO mom camping. And, as fate would have it we wound up at Stafford. I had forgotten all about the custom/ritual. It was a beautiful eve and my mom wanted to stroll through the dunes down to the beach, so off we went. At the beach we encountered a group of hippies from Ashville NC. They had beer and also offered us their "peace pipe." We then undressed and ran to the water, whilst my mom went looking for shells...
I should add there were three young ladies, all gorgeous, and two twenty-something guys, one of whom even made me a little jealous... (yeah, i looked) Anyway, we all frolicked in the water for an hour and had a grand time. After a while we headed in, when what to my shock should i see but my mom in all HER glory trudging out to sea straight at us. Bad enough trip her being my mom, but 72 years didnt help!
Footnote to the story: I got some "strawberries" from what i thought were logs i kept bumping into in the waves that evening. Few days later back at the ferry to the mainland the ranger dude's eyes bolt open as he tells me we were bodysurfing naked in a shark feeding frenzy induced by the baby turtles' hatch and march to the sea... (and the strawberries were from the sharks' sandpaper skin). Said if we had stayed in the water any longer (past dark) we'd a been history...