Amicus
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I have pondered this problem deeply and found the solution – bowling. Consider for a moment the advantages of that gregarious pastime over hiking:
- You’ll save time. Your nearest bowling alley is bound to be way closer than that distant trailhead you’d otherwise be clogging up.
- You’ll save money. All that driving you avoid will save on gas and vehicular wear and tear, offsetting the modest fees bowling alleys charge. For equipment, all you’ll need is pair of bowling shoes, which you can rent for a pittance.
- You’ll support your local economy. The dough you do spend will go straight into the pockets of a local business, instead of the oil companies and the big corporations that manufacture all that pricey hiking gear, in places like China and the Philippines.
- Good exercise, but safe. You’ll get an all-over work-out with frequent breaks, without dicey river crossings to soak you, roots and mossy rocks to send you sprawling or (if you bushwhack) spruce belts to lacerate you.
- You’ll Leave No Trace. If all of you and your friends take my advice, in a year or two those herd-paths will all be grown in, except of course the ones used by actual herds.
- You’ll save time. Your nearest bowling alley is bound to be way closer than that distant trailhead you’d otherwise be clogging up.
- You’ll save money. All that driving you avoid will save on gas and vehicular wear and tear, offsetting the modest fees bowling alleys charge. For equipment, all you’ll need is pair of bowling shoes, which you can rent for a pittance.
- You’ll support your local economy. The dough you do spend will go straight into the pockets of a local business, instead of the oil companies and the big corporations that manufacture all that pricey hiking gear, in places like China and the Philippines.
- Good exercise, but safe. You’ll get an all-over work-out with frequent breaks, without dicey river crossings to soak you, roots and mossy rocks to send you sprawling or (if you bushwhack) spruce belts to lacerate you.
- You’ll Leave No Trace. If all of you and your friends take my advice, in a year or two those herd-paths will all be grown in, except of course the ones used by actual herds.